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Oct 2

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

Oct 1

(Source: halloweenhorrorsqueen)

Oct 1
liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

(Source: adeyami)

Oct 1

carpaydiem:

pearls of wisdom

(Source: jennlferlawrence)

Oct 1
dual-destininies:

soos an̶̛̕d̡ ̶́t́̀͠h̕e͚̲̝͚ͅ ̯͉̖͚͜r͈̤̣̹̣̼eal̼̣̟̺͍̪̳ ͎g̻̩̰͔̟̾̄̓̉̍ͥ̔ͅͅḭ̶̬̳̥̬͈͌ͦ̑̃͐ͦ̃r̶͇͙̟̉̌l͍͕͖̖͍̞ͣ:̴͇͈̝̬͓̩ ̳͆͛ͯͮ̈́̈́̒g̜̝̳̾ͥ͆ͥ̽i̷̩̜ͨ́f̺̪̣̟̜̙͍̀̐̀f̷̝̱̦̞̙a̠̹͉̠̘̱̒̓nͣ̉̀̚y̖͚̘̭̯̳͊̄͠

dual-destininies:

soos an̶̛̕d̡ ̶́t́̀͠h̕e͚̲̝͚ͅ ̯͉̖͚͜r͈̤̣̹̣̼eal̼̣̟̺͍̪̳ ͎g̻̩̰͔̟̾̄̓̉̍ͥ̔ͅͅḭ̶̬̳̥̬͈͌ͦ̑̃͐ͦ̃r̶͇͙̟̉̌l͍͕͖̖͍̞ͣ:̴͇͈̝̬͓̩ ̳͆͛ͯͮ̈́̈́̒g̜̝̳̾ͥ͆ͥ̽i̷̩̜ͨ́f̺̪̣̟̜̙͍̀̐̀f̷̝̱̦̞̙a̠̹͉̠̘̱̒̓nͣ̉̀̚y̖͚̘̭̯̳͊̄͠

Oct 1
dual-destininies:

soos an̶̛̕d̡ ̶́t́̀͠h̕e͚̲̝͚ͅ ̯͉̖͚͜r͈̤̣̹̣̼eal̼̣̟̺͍̪̳ ͎g̻̩̰͔̟̾̄̓̉̍ͥ̔ͅͅḭ̶̬̳̥̬͈͌ͦ̑̃͐ͦ̃r̶͇͙̟̉̌l͍͕͖̖͍̞ͣ:̴͇͈̝̬͓̩ ̳͆͛ͯͮ̈́̈́̒g̜̝̳̾ͥ͆ͥ̽i̷̩̜ͨ́f̺̪̣̟̜̙͍̀̐̀f̷̝̱̦̞̙a̠̹͉̠̘̱̒̓nͣ̉̀̚y̖͚̘̭̯̳͊̄͠

dual-destininies:

soos an̶̛̕d̡ ̶́t́̀͠h̕e͚̲̝͚ͅ ̯͉̖͚͜r͈̤̣̹̣̼eal̼̣̟̺͍̪̳ ͎g̻̩̰͔̟̾̄̓̉̍ͥ̔ͅͅḭ̶̬̳̥̬͈͌ͦ̑̃͐ͦ̃r̶͇͙̟̉̌l͍͕͖̖͍̞ͣ:̴͇͈̝̬͓̩ ̳͆͛ͯͮ̈́̈́̒g̜̝̳̾ͥ͆ͥ̽i̷̩̜ͨ́f̺̪̣̟̜̙͍̀̐̀f̷̝̱̦̞̙a̠̹͉̠̘̱̒̓nͣ̉̀̚y̖͚̘̭̯̳͊̄͠

Oct 1

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash)

Oct 1

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

Oct 1

sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:

prairielullaby:

are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations

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Oct 1

nigiris:

eren finally gets to the basement

there’s only a note

"i actually have no idea what’s going on either lol" -dad

Oct 1

Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”

- (via nightswhenyou)

(Source: fantasiawandering)

Oct 1

sadchula:

shardwick:

It can wait.

next time someone is mean to you just tell em this